Sunday, February 9, 2014

Getting beaten up by The Stick of Truth

Before I go on, let me start off by saying this....

Respect My Authoritah!

Or at least respect the audacity of Trey Parker and Matt Stone to try to cash in on South Park with yet another game based on the series.

 Since 1997, viewers have been treated (or in some cases assaulted) by a weekly dose of satire and dark humor that could range from clever to just plain gross.  Being in the same age group as the creators I can identify with the sometimes vague pop-culture references and irreverence about topics others may hold dear.  It's what keeps me watching even if I don't always appreciate the humor.  Nothing's sacred and if you watch long enough you're bound to find at least one episode that pushes your buttons.

That's what's great about South Park and perhaps in spite of its creator's intentions, the series has continually functioned as a cultural reality check since its debut.

There's no doubt that South Park's animated nature affords it the freedom to mercilessly take on popular culture, politics and social taboos.  The content can be sometimes raw, visceral and shocking which is why fans keep coming back for more.  Until the rise of the Internet or to be more direct, YouTube, there was nothing of its kind on any medium that had such a devoted following and nothing in popular culture so willing to, "Go There"

So after 17 years rabid fans will finally get the chance to save the world...

....of South Park (not Warcraft..)

On March 4th the hotly anticipated (really?) Role Playing Game, South Park,The Stick of Truth, will find its way on to store shelves both online and virtual.  While there's been at least 3 other South Park themed games of varying quality this latest installment appears to be the most faithful to the franchise.  It's premise loosely based on recent South Park storylines allowing fans a kind of enhanced second screen experience.  

There's no doubt that after its release Southparkstudios.com will see an uptick in visitors not to mention YouTube versions of the game's commercials from players looking for clues and Easter eggs.

The game is one of the higher profile survivors of the now defunct THQ with publishing rights purchased by Ubisoft finally bringing an end to a 2 year wait that started at its announcement at E3 2012.

Early reviews have been good and pre-orders are open now through all the popular online outlets including Steam, GameStop, Best Buy and Amazon.

But....

There's a problem...

As much as I'm a potential customer of this game I think I'll take a pass, at least until a Steam sale that is.
You see, they're asking $60 for what is in reality nothing more than another pop-culture game tie-in.  Very few games based on television or popular movies are worth the purchase price.  Remember Home Improvement: Power Tool Pursuit?  How about The Sopranos: Road to Respect?  Who could forget the classic ET: The Extra Terrestrial that became infamous for how bad it was.  Games based on popular media are always a roll of the dice.

Undaunted, apparently Ubisoft believes that The Stick of Truth has risen to the level of the latest Battlefield or Call of Duty franchise.  Which if you read my stuff with any regularity you know how I feel about $60 pre-orders.  If not know this, no game is worth that much no matter what it is...

It seems we're about to be treated to another case of Overpriced pre-orders with a side of DLC disease.  You see, $60 is bad enough but if you're truly deranged you can pay $80 and get more characters (DLC)  and a Cartman doll.

This feels a bit too much like Diablo 3.  I wonder if there'll be a marketplace.  It is an RPG after all.  Perhaps in a year or so there'll be an MMO!  That way we can open our hearts (and our wallets) and show the love over and over again.


There's not much more to say.  If you think it's worth $60-$80 for the Stick of Truth then by all means lighten your wallet.  I'm guessing at some point you're going to feel buyer's remorse though.  As for me, I think I'll wait for the next Steam Holiday sale.  I'm guessing it will drop to around $19.99 by then.

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